Comfort Crusader (Ground)
Comfort Crusader (Ground)
- Proud Go-Texan Partner
Product Info
Product Info
Crusaders of couch comfort, rejoice! Our Comfort Crusader Blend is here to provide a heavenly mix of dark roast coffee with a tart, apple pie flavor.
Yummify your senses with a hint of cinnamon, and start your crusade against fatigue with a cup of this cozy concoction. Crusaders, commence!
Net Wt. 8oz | Dark Roast | Naturally Flavored
Infused with Cognitive Boosters + Energy Supplements
Improve Focus and Energy Levels, reduce caffeine crashes.
Coffee Notes/Flavor
Coffee Notes/Flavor
Apple, Cinnamon, and Pie Crust Notes.
Semi-low Acidity, balanced flavor with hints of sugar.
Honduran Bean Origin.
Who is the Comfort Crusader?
Who is the Comfort Crusader?
The Dawn of a New Millenia struck at the year 1000. An ongoing war was being waged on multiple fronts to defend the faith. A branch of the Crusader Forces, known as “The Order of Comfort”, was developed to protect occupied regions and prevent towns from raids. It was a profitable time for bandits to plunder, and multiple run-ins with figures such as the “Donut Warrior” have left Crusaders of The Order of Comfort on the defensive.
Commander of this order, Neil Vanderford, known widely as the “Comfort Crusader”, has helped established growth of the Holy Kingdom by securing supply lines and protecting those afflicted by the burdens of war. However, The Order of Comfort has a more spiritual purpose: purge those who would misuse the SPEAR-FORCE. The phrase “SPEAR-FORCE” was used in reference to the supposed origin of this influx of divine energy, being the spear used on the LORD at Golgotha. This divine artifact has been kept under careful watch, but an evil reaper has obtained some of its power and is seeking to use it to torment others.
The Comfort Crusader has been dispatched to many Pumpkin Fields, silencing the reaper that tends to torment the farmers and cause famines across the land, but it’s not enough. Only by brewing a powerful coffee imbued with the SPEAR-FORCE, shall he be able to dispel this evil once and for all. Join him and help save the land with COMFORT CRUSADER!
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Warrior Energy
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Clarity + Focus
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Comforting, Apple Pie Flavor
THE TEN SPEARS
Plan
A warrior is not a fool. When conquering armies, you don’t do so blindly. Get your day ready for success, and make some goals!
Prepare
You’ve made your goals, now start fueling. Grab a good meal, and brew some SPEARTEN for WARRIOR focus!
Motivate
You’ve gotten your body ready, now, get your MIND ready. Harness the POWER of SPEARTEN’s ENERGY FORMULA, enhancing your cognitive power!
Move
IT’S TIME to move, warrior! Mind and body ready, get into position to take control of your day! Whether it is to get active, test your mind, or spend time with others – we got you!
Act
YOU ARE IN POSITION TO WIN! Now, show the POWER of SPEARTEN by coming out on top, don’t give up!
Collect
You’ve done it, now to reap the spoils! Enjoy it, because you’ve earned it! You have proven yourself to be the coffee warrior on the front of each SPEARTEN COFFEE bag!
Reflect
You had a good day, warrior. Remember the sacrifices you made to get to where you are and be grateful for how the struggle has made you stronger. Brew another cup of SPEARTEN COFFEE, and gaze upon your success!
Absorb
After reflecting, you shall absorb your experiences into your life, making you a stronger, faster, and more cunning warrior. Replenish your exhaustion with SPEARTEN and become BETTER!
Relax
Take it easy, celebrate, or demonstrate your gratefulness. Either way, this life is meant to be enjoyed, pleasure has no meaning if there is no battle to create it. Take it easy, warrior!
Repeat
The battle may be over, but the war is just beginning. Get ready to fight again, rest, and start anew with a plan to conquer the next day! Build your plan with the best coffee, try it at the button below!
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What is the Energy Formula?
The Energy Formula is a mix of vitamin/supplement powders dispersed evenly into our coffee grounds. These ingredients work in tandem with one another to help you focus, improve endurance, and spear through 10 or more obstacles with each cup!
Power, Clarity, AND Flavor?
Our coffee is made several key ingredients, let's cover them!
GLYCINE (90mg)
Glycine is a substance that our body produces naturally. When supplemented, it helps with improving nutrient absorption, such as vitamins and proteins. Glycine uses glucose in our body to produce energy. It has antioxidant protection to prevent damage to healthy cells. This goes hand-in-hand with our supplement profile of our coffee blends to help deliver more sustainable and lasting energy to your body. It also is used in many reactions for the body to help produce energy, including peptides, bile and nucleic acids, and much more.
MACA ROOT (670mg)
Maca Root is a Peruvian root tuber that grows in the highly-elevated slopes of the Andes, with an elevation of 12,000-15,000 feet above sea level. Research studies have shown significant (120-200%) increases in endurance, stamina, and adaptability to stressful environments by consuming Maca Root regularly. Studies have been limited to institutions within Peru, but still show promising results. It is high in minerals (zinc, iron, potassium, magnesium, phosphorus, and calcium), sterols (6 found), up to 20 essential fatty acids, lipids, fiber, carbohydrates, protein, and amino acids. SPEARTEN is being the SPEAR-HEAD when it comes to Maca Root!
L-TAURINE (210mg)
L-taurine is a widely versatile supplement. Taurine has been noted for improving anabolic processes and protein synthesis. Taurine can also improve the utilization of our bodily cells and make our muscles appear larger! Taurine aids electrolyte balance and proper utilization of sodium, potassium, calcium and magnesium, as well as helping us digest fats and soluble vitamins!
L-THEANINE (70mg)
L-Theanine is a substance typically found in green tea and some mushrooms. It serves as a relaxant and has calming effects. When combined with caffeine, this is said to sharpen the mind and improve cognitive function. It can also stabilize caffeine as to prevent crashes and jitters, potentially also lessening anxiety.
VITAMINS/MINERALS
Vitamins and Minerals are the basic essentials to any diet! We load up our coffee grounds with Vitamin B12 (180mcg), Vitamin D3 (18mcg), Zinc (11.7mg), and some Potassium (22mg)! These ingredients all assist in optimizing energy levels, improving mental clarity, bone density, endurance, and muscular health!
Shipping?
We ship all over the U.S and select countries International (see country selection at checkout)!
SPEARTEN is a small brand based out of Houston, TX. Shipping times will vary based on distance from there. Texas orders arrive in 2-5 days, out of state usually 3-6 days, unless it is a farther state, which would be around 5-8 days at best. International times vary, as they need to be placed on a plane, and could take about 2 weeks, so if you're a far customer, it's best to grab a bundle so you can really get the most value and that it lasts longer.
UPS is used for fast and reliable service in the U.S. Flat rates are calculated for U.S. orders at checkout, with flat rates based on weight. 8oz coffee bags or shirts have cheapest rates, while 12oz bags (or multiple bags) have slightly increased shipping costs.
Shipping Rates are based on size of order, with Canada having select shipping rates lower than other international orders. Currently, there are no free shipping options for international orders. We would like to change this, but there is a lot of nuance in these situations that could only be fixed by being a larger company with more flexibility. Regardless, if you try us out, we thank you very much and will deliver!
ANY ORDER OVER $75 SHIPS FREE (U.S. only)!
How's the Quality?
Lucky for you, our coffee grounds are certified organic and roasted in our local area! Our coffee is bagged immediately after roasting to preserve freshness!
We are a GO TEXAN partner and our coffee represents true TEXAN QUALITY!
This apple pie coffee is my personal favorite of all their flavors. It reminds me of autumn and gives me an extra boost to my day. Highly recommend!
It's very smooth and has a great flavor!
This coffee is very good and plenty of flavor, surprisingly light not very heavy at all